Tuesday, September 23, 2008

It is a Goldman world, we're just living in it...

True brilliance from Leonard

Some things you should know about Goldman

If you have five dollars and Goldman Sachs has five dollars, Goldman Sachs has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on a Goldman Sachs's computer. Goldman Sachs is always in control.

Goldman Sachs is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Goldman Sachs destroyed the periodic table, because Goldman only recognizes the element of surprise.

Goldman Sachs can kill two stones with one bird.

Guns don't kill people. Goldman Sachs kills People.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Goldman Sachs allows to live.

Goldman Sachs does not sleep. Goldman waits.

The chief export of Goldman Sachs is Pain.

Sorry but it looks like GS bonuses are still on!

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